Quoted Wisdom III

"Go quietly amidst the noise and haste and remember what peace there may be in silence."

Quoted Wisdom 2

"You can make your world good. FInd the people that make you feel good. Make your world good, and everything else - fight it with the happiness that you've made."

Quoted Wisdom I

"I want people to free themselves. I want people to be proud of who they are and to celebrate all the things that they don't like about themselves. Because i know how they feel."

Easter Interim

I think that I speak for everyone under the age of thirty when i say that Easter Week is really wierd. We all go home to visit our parents. We lived here for 18 years, somehow managing to amuse ourselves. Yet the 4 days of this weekend are a real test. We find our Cats having more fun than us:



But the Easter Sunday comes, and we steal all the eggs off our cats and go back to wherever our parents house is not. And then in a few weeks we have exams. This weekend is like the calm before the storm. The calm before the Summer.

This interim weekend, i've sat and thought, and decided upon some things i shall do over the summer.

I will read this:



And I will stand in front of Golden Gate Bridge, like her:



Those are the only two things i've actually thought of so far. Thinking is taxing, and Easter should not be a taxing time.

Chat RoulEvil.

He told me to dance or he would kill the chick. I didn't believe him. I told him to give me a thumbs up to prove he was there. He gave me a thumbs up, and then the Snake pounced. It was horrible. I was then reported and banned. Yes I.

All too aware

Yes. I'm all too aware that my blog, recently, has just been pictures of other peoples lives, but this is a bit priceless:

I went to my friends house

and saw some funny things on his internet. So while i'm on his laptop, i'll blog them:

Tom cruise, before he got his teeth done, Harry Potter before they cast Dan Radcliffe, and Britney after she went crazy.

Last term, a countdown saved my life.

We all know i never used to be the greatest fan of university. I spent term 1, in my Halls, in bed. But at some point, in November, i noticed the BT Tower was displaying an ominous countdown atop it's rotating restuarant:



I remember first noticing it when it read "998 days" and then the next day it read "997" so i knew it was counting down. But to what?
A bit of quick math led me to the conclusion that it was counting down to somewhere in 2012. THE END OF THE WORLD?!
Some further math led me to realise it was december 2012 that it was counting down to, but sometime in Summer. It was obvious then - the countdown was to my graduation ceremony. BT himself had decided to help me through university by making me realise that there wasn't really that long to go. And he has helped. Every now and again i glance up, and the countdown is drastically lower. I've broken up for the summer now, and last i saw, the countdown was on "890 days". That's 11% of my degree out of the way. Thanks BT. x

My Desktop; Part 2.

Again, my desktop has been completely filled with screenshots of inane things. Here, take them from me!

If she were a man...


The sort of shop we all love...


A gay's not a gay without some gaga in his glog.

Fun times behind the scenes:


Maybe you can't see it if the image is small, but there are two big demonic faces superimposed on beyonce's sleeve. Scary.


Maybe you can't see this either, but there is a big fat weave superimposed on her head here:


Beautiful


The only Funny sexist joke i've come across


The Sunset years...


Lolz


I paid a stranger £1.50 on an online website, while i was high, and he will apparently tattoo my name onto his body, and pay for me to fly to scotland to watch the process. He promised me it would look like this:

But i haven't heard from him since.

Mushroom Soup


Apparently it's a Cat...


2 Years ago in Barcelona. A rare find.


Everybody deserves friends.


Abi and I, Werking it.

Speechless

Just spent 5 hours trying to upload a 5 minute video. Hasn't worked. Videoless.