Sunday, 24 January 2010

Before I Forget

Went to see La Clique this month, which was 5*. I forgot to mention i went to see PEACHES last month who gets 6*.



Maybe Februarys performance will garner a 7th star?

Ladies of the Underground II

Jealousy - It wears flat shoes and pretends to be your friend.



I enjoy her gothic eye shadow, gothic hair style, and gothic leg warmers.

La Clique

Went to see La Clique in the Roundhouse in Camden. It's like a circus, but more intimate. There were a lot of acts. The highlight, for me, was a naked woman pulling a handkerchief out of her vagina, then making it disappear. Only later did we discover that one of the magicians had procured said handkerchief, to use to wipe the sweat off his mouth.
The lowlight was a Freddy Mercury lookalike flicking a huge piece of sodden Banana into the crowd. It landed on me.

Since moving into my grandparents i haven't had the internet. This has forced me to use other applications, like iMovie. I didn't read the instruction manual, so forgive me for the video editing below. And turn your volume down.



Ok that's possibly the worst video i've ever seen. Be aware, cameras were strictly forbidden, so i did well.
Also, after watching it back, i have noticed a lot of spinning round in that show.
5*.

Wednesday, 13 January 2010

Please

Poorest country in the Western Hemisphere.
Biggest Earthquake in 200 years.
Tens of Thousands dead. Possibly hundreds.
Imagine if it were you.


Donate to Haiti Aid

Tuesday, 12 January 2010

More Lego

Maybe in Season 6, Kate will be a Lesbian:



And maybe Hurley will have a more generic body size:

Found

The new year brought with it two things for most of us.

One.






Snow. This was good. "Wow. it's been snowing for so long! So much fun!"
But now i find my self wandering "Ok, it hasn't snowed in a week. WHY is the pavement still covered in ice? And why does the air still sting my face?"

Two.




University. As much fun as this sounds, and as much as i would love a bit more of a routine in my life, i won't be 'Disarming UCL' in this weather.

So,
in anticipation of February, i didn't go to university at the start of term. I stayed at home and got a bit Lost...



All Season One of it to be precise. Tomorrow Season Two. And if I don't die of Atrophy, eventually Season 6 in February.

So the message i'm trying to get across is that, if you have a choice between going to University and learning, or going to University and not learning, you should just instead prepare yourself for the final season of the best show ever. If you're less Obsessive Compulsive than I and won't watch 80 hours of television, just watch this:

Lego Locke

<3

Monday, 4 January 2010

HAPPY NEW DECADE

I have the Energy and the will power to focus on the atrocious decade we all just had, with a lot of disasters, natural and man made;








I could even talk about the possible atrocities of this present decade;




But i honestly just think, if we all just did things like wore wigs and danced in front of wind machines, at least once a year, then the feeling of happiness we would gain from that, would sweep everything bad away, in a big, hippyish, ignorant tidal wave;

Saturday, 26 December 2009

Happy Holidays

The things no Christmas day is complete without:

Gluttony.


Gifts/ Doctor Who.


Sloth.




Relatives.


Until Next year... Don't mess with me, Blud.

Friday, 25 December 2009

On the Third day of Christmas

OMG i'm so full up right now. Got up very late, which resulted in starting the starter of christmas dinner NINETY minutes after finishing the christmas breakfast. Which resulted in lots of moaning, and belly rubbing and naps on several family members behalves. The belly still has a life of it's own, so i won't stay long, just give y'all what i promised. This is me singing Britney Spears, and my Mother, of all people, lip-synching. Circa 1998.

Merry Christmas

xxx